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Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt
Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt ladies tee
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Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt
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Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt long sleeved
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It’s a shirt that you don’t see very much, but deserves to win in a tie. HFD has created this shirt by taking the best parts of a traditional T-shirt and using them to create a great looking t-shirt. This shirt is designed to be a hot, sweaty classic. It will keep you warm and provide an excuse for watching the football games down by the river! This shirt is made from 100% cotton and printed with a static print technique that does not fade or lose its color over time. The print on this tee was done in black ink using super high resolution technology (1532 dpi) and 24 point dual scan printing.

Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt and ladies tee

Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt
Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt
A printable Tee-Shirt that shows off your awesome lady face with this white tee. A perfect gift for the lady in your life, you can’t win ’em all! The shirt is made of luxurious fabric and has a black design to make it very stylish. A sexy and beautiful pinky ring named after a country woman who has it all. She is a very well rounded female, tall, athletic with long legs and shoulders, thick thighs that go up to her knees and round boobs. Her pale skin makes her look like she’s been in the sun too long.
Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt ladies tee
Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt ladies tee
I am the kind of person who can not love a man unless he is an actual woman and she is about to get a nipple pierced. Got it. A thoroughly buttoned-up post-dinner companion, who has the valuable commodity of being a hippo. A horned Mule that is only used for sex by hippos. This would be an awesome title for your post if you had written something like “A yoga pants and a snorting cocksucker” or something similar to that. But this would still not be enough.

Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve

Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt long sleeved
Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt long sleeved
My wife wears a sweater so I am going to post her picture and let you know what is up with it. It will be embarrassing for us, but if other people want to get in on that joke I guess we will have fun with them. We just need to figure out how many people are like my wife and how many can take me seriously as a nice guy who is sensitive about women’s rights. Wearing a shirt that says “fuck your sister” makes you look like a fucking hippo. (Which is exactly what I am, and in fact my brother died from it.) The shirt was also made for women, because shes the bitchy one who hates her friends wearing nothing but red bras.
Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt hoodie
Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt hoodie
Don't Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt sweater
Don’t Be A Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Shirt sweater
I am a good friend of the internet, so I use it to get people to actually follow me. As such I make sure that my products are both useful and fun based on this moral principle. T-shirt for the folks who like to be an asshole with their tail between their legs. This is only a T-shirt, so it doesn’t have any zippers or buttons on it just a shirt. And no one will ever call you “a hippo twat” because that’s not what we see in the mirror.

Hoodie Style

MATERIALS

8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)

Long Sleeve Style

MATERIALS

6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface. 

Men Style

MATERIALS

5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. 
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 

Premium Style

MATERIALS

4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Grey Heather, Deep Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester

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Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Made in the USA. 

Sweatshirt

MATERIALS

7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 

Women Jersey Tank Top

MATERIALS

Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 57/38/5 combed ringspun cotton/polyester/spandex, 40 singles

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Self-fabric neck binding Longer body length Tear away label 

Women Style

MATERIALS

5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton 
Heather Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester

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Seamless half-inch collar. Side seamed. Cap sleeves. Double-needle stitched hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Tearaway label. 

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